油价大涨的朋友圈搞笑句子(形容油价贵的朋友圈)

1.
"Time
to
start
hiking
to
work,
my
car's
tank
just
went
bankrupt!"
【笑】

2.
"Looks
like
my
next
vacation
will
be
a
staycation
at
home. "
【搞笑】

3.
"My
car
now
has
a
gold-plated
gas
cap
thanks
to
the
high
prices!"
【笑话】

4.
"Now
I
understand
why
walking
is
such
a
great
exercise. "
【滑稽】

5.
"I
think
I'm
going
to
invest
in
a
horse
and
buggy
for
my
daily
commute. "
【顽笑】

6.
"Who
knew
gas
prices
could
reach
the
same
heights
as
Mount
Everest?"
【好笑】

7.
"I
should
have
invested
in
a
muffler
company,
since
everyone
will
be
walking
now!"
【猪猪笑】

8.
"I'm
going
to
start
charging
people
for
car
rides
-
that
is
if
I
can
afford
the
gas!"
【捧腹】

9.
"Can
we
switch
to
electric
cars
now,
please?"
【逗趣】

10.
"Looks
like
my
car
is
going
to
start
drinking
water
instead
of
gas!"
【憨笑】

11.
"The
gas
station
is
now
officially
a
luxury
destination
for
the
rich
and
famous. "
【深笑】

1
2.
"I
don't
think
I
can
afford
to
use
my
car
as
storage
anymore. "
【想笑】

1
3.
"I
guess
the
old
saying
'drive
until
you
run
out
of
gas'
is
no
longer
valid. "
【悄笑】

1
4.
"I'm
going
to
start
a
carpooling
service. . . for
bicycles!"
【得意笑】

1
5.
"I'm
starting
to
consider
joining
the
circus,
at
least
they
have
cheap
transportation. "
【爆笑】

1
6.
"I
think
I'm
going
to
have
to
start
using
my
legs
as
windshield
wipers!"
【幽默】

1
7.
"Gas
prices
are
so
high,
it's
cheaper
to
buy
a
new
car
than
to
fill
up
the
old
one. "
【认真笑】

1
8.
"Looks
like
I'm
getting
a
new
pair
of
shoes
for
my
birthday. "
【逗笑】

1
9.
"I
never
knew
walking
could
be
so
expensive. . . oh
wait,
wait
a
minute. . . "
【小声笑】

20.
"I'm
going
to
have
to
start
selling
my
blood
plasma
to
afford
gas. "
【悲哀笑】