英语幽默爱情句子短句

1.
Love
is
not
just
about
finding
the
right
person,
it's
also
about
not
giving
up
on
the
wrong
one.
【Love】

2.
They
say
love
is
blind,
but
I
think
it
just
has
a
terrible
sense
of
direction.
【Love】

3.
A
relationship
is
like
a
house,
without
a
strong
foundation
it
will
crumble.
【Relationships】

4.
It's
not
about
finding
someone
who
completes
you,
it's
about
finding
someone
who
accepts
you
even
when
you
are
incomplete.
【Love】

5.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
shit.
【Love】

6.
Trust
is
the
glue
of
a
relationship,
without
it,
you're
just
stuck
in
a
sticky
situation. 【Trust】

7.
A
successful
relationship
requires
falling
in
love
many
times,
always
with
the
same
person.
【Relationships】

8.
Communication
is
key
in
a
relationship,
without
it,
you
might
as
well
be
talking
to
a
brick
wall.
【Communication】

9.
True
love
is
when
your
partner
willingly
shares
their
fries
with
you.
【Love】

10.
Marriage
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
except
the
board
is
the
bed,
the
pieces
are
your
body,
and
the
only
goal
is
to
checkmate
each
other.
【Marriage】

11.
A
romantic
relationship
is
like
a
job
interview,
except
it
lasts
forever
and
there's
no
way
to
quit.
【Relationships】

1
2.
Love
is
not
about
finding
someone
who
makes
you
happy,
it's
about
finding
someone
who
is
willing
to
be
unhappy
with
you.
【Love】

1
3.
A
successful
relationship
is
when
you
can
sit
in
silence
with
your
partner
and
not
feel
awkward.
【Relationships】

1
4.
The
key
to
a
successful
marriage
is
not
to
make
your
spouse
happy,
it's
to
make
them
less
angry.
【Marriage】

1
5.
A
real
man
doesn't
love
a
million
girls,
he
loves
one
girl
in
a
million
ways.
【Love】

1
6.
The
biggest
mistake
in
a
relationship
is
not
the
mistake
itself,
it's
the
inability
to
forgive
and
move
on.
【Relationships】

1
7.
If
someone
truly
loves
you,
their
actions
will
speak
louder
than
their
words.
【Love】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster
ride,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs,
but
it's
worth
it
for
the
thrill.
【Love】

1
9.
A
relationship
is
like
a
baby,
it
needs
constant
attention
and
nurturing
to
grow.
【Relationships】

20.
The
best
relationships
happen
spontaneously,
like
two
people
dancing
in
the
rain.
【Relationships】