老外的朋友圈文案搞笑句子(跟老外合照发朋友圈文案)

1.
"There's
no
such
thing
as
too
much
coffee. . . until
there
is. "
【coffee
lovers
unite】

2.
"If
Mondays
had
a
face,
I
would
punch
it. "
【Mondays,
why
you
do
this
to
me?】

3.
"My
brain
has
too
many
tabs
open. "
【the
struggle
is
real】

4.
"I
used
to
think
I
was
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
so
sure. "
【decisions,
decisions】

5.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
alarm
clock. "
【the
struggle
to
get
out
of
bed】

6.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. "
【laziness
is
a
lifestyle】

7.
"Some
days
I
amaze
myself,
other
days
I
can't
even
find
my
keys. "
【the
ups
and
downs
of
life】

8.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【I
know
I'm
right】

9.
"I
always
have
a
song
stuck
in
my
head,
but
I
never
know
the
lyrics. "
【the
struggle
to
sing
along】

10.
"I've
decided
to
stop
procrastinating. . . tomorrow. "
【procrastination
is
my
best
friend】

11.
"I'm
not
clumsy,
I'm
just
dancing
with
gravity. "
【grace
is
overrated】

1
2.
"I
need
a
six-month
vacation,
twice
a
year. "
【vacation
is
life】

1
3.
"I
have
enough
money
to
last
me
the
rest
of
my
life,
unless
I
buy
something. "
【spending
habits
be
like】

1
4.
"I
don't
always
have
a
sarcastic
response,
but
when
I
do,
I
look
like
a
genius. "
【sarcasm
is
a
gift】

1
5.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "
【vertically
challenged】

1
6.
"I'm
not
addicted
to
chocolate,
I
just
have
a
close
relationship
with
it. "
【chocolate
is
love】

1
7.
"I
would
exercise,
but
it
makes
me
spill
my
wine. "
【wine
is
my
workout】

1
8.
"I
may
not
be
perfect,
but
at
least
I'm
not
you. "
【self-confidence
is
key】

1
9.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionate. "
【debating
is
my
sport】

20.
"I'm
not
old,
I'm
just
chronologically
gifted. "
【age
is
just
a
number】