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1.
“Roses
are
grey,
violets
are
blue…”
wait,
that’s
not
right.
【笑】
2.
“Life
is
like
a
box
of
cats…”
No,
wait,
that’s
definitely
not
right.
【尴尬】
3.
“We
hold
these
truths
to
be
self-evident,
that
all
men
are
created
equal…”
oops,
wrong
quote.
【抱歉】
4.
“It
is
a
truth
universally
acknowledged,
that
a
single
man
in
possession
of
a
good
fortune
must
be
in
want
of
a
wife…”
wait,
wrong
Jane
Austen
novel.
【笑】
5.
“The
sky
is
blue,
the
grass
is
green,
and…”
nope,
can’t
remember
the
rest
of
that
nursery
rhyme.
【困惑】
6.
“Mirror
mirror
on
the
wall,
who’s
the
fairest
of
them
all…”
Sorry,
wrong
fairytale.
【愧疚】
7.
“To
be
or
not
to
be,
that
is
the
question…”
Shakespeare,
wrong
play.
【不好意思】
8.
“One
fish,
two
fish,
red
fish…”
what
was
the
rest
of
that
Dr.
Suess
book
again?
【迷茫】
9.
“Luke,
I
am
your
father…”
actually,
that’s
not
the
exact
quote.
【尴尬】
10.
“In
the
beginning
God
created
the
heavens
and
the
earth…”
whoops,
that
was
the
first
line
of
the
Bible.
【惭愧】
11.
“I
have
a
dream
that
one
day…”
wait,
wrong
Martin
Luther
King
Jr.
speech.
【不好意思】
12.
“It
was
the
best
of
times,
it
was
the
worst
of
times…”
what
book
was
that
from
again?
【迷茫】
13.
“Alas,
poor
Yorick!
I
knew
him,
Horatio…”
wrong
scene
from
Hamlet.
【惭愧】
14.
“Twinkle,
twinkle,
little…”
how
does
the
rest
of
that
nursery
rhyme
go
again?
【纳闷】
15.
“In
a
hole
in
the
ground
there
lived
a
hobbit…”
actually,
that’s
the
right
quote.
【自豪】
16.
“Elementary,
my
dear
Watson…”
Sherlock
Holmes
never
actually
said
that.
【尴尬】
17.
“Off
with
her
head!”
Sorry,
wrong
character
from
Alice
in
Wonderland.
【抱歉】
18.
“A
spoonful
of
sugar
makes…”
what
was
the
rest
of
that
Mary
Poppins
song?
【纳闷】
19.
“I’m
gonna
make
him
an
offer
he
can’t
refuse…”
The
Godfather,
wrong
character.
【不好意思】
20.
“It’s
a
bird,
it’s
a
plane…”
Superman,
wrong
line.
【尴尬】
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