给生活加油的搞笑句子英文

1.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
when
it
really
matters. "】


2.
"I
put
the
'pro'
in
procrastination. "】

3.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "】

4.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
my
film
is
overexposed. "】

5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "】

6.
"I
don't
suffer
from
insanity,
I
enjoy
every
minute
of
it. "】

7.
"I
may
be
left-handed,
but
I'm
always
right. "】

8.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition. "】

9.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
energy-efficient. "】

10.
"I'm
not
clumsy,
I'm
just
dancing
with
gravity. "】

11.
"I'm
not
addicted
to
coffee,
we're
just
in
a
committed
relationship. "】

1
2.
"I'm
not
lost,
I'm
just
taking
the
scenic
route. "】

1
3.
"I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
prioritizing
myself. "】

1
4.
"I'm
not
failing,
I'm
just
discovering
new
ways
not
to
succeed. "】

1
5.
"I'm
not
avoiding
responsibilities,
I'm
delegating
to
someone
else. "】

1
6.
"I'm
not
shy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
words
for
something
important. "】

1
7.
"I'm
not
forgetful,
I'm
just
focusing
on
other
things. "】

1
8.
"I'm
not
disorganized,
I'm
just
creatively
chaotic. "】

1
9.
"I'm
not
impatient,
I'm
just
too
excited
for
what's
to
come. "】

20.
"I'm
not
being
irrational,
I'm
just
seeing
things
from
a
different
perspective. "】