邀约客户文案生活搞笑句子(五一邀约客户文案)

1.
"Join
us
for
a
cup
of
coffee.
We
promise
to
leave
the
bad
jokes
at
home. "
【ha-ha】

2.
"We
know
you're
busy,
but
trust
us,
this
meeting
will
be
worth
sacrificing
your
Netflix
binge
for. "
【priorities】

3.
"We've
got
something
that
beats
your
morning
alarm.
It's
called
a
promising
business
deal. "
【rise-and-grind】

4.
"Did
I
mention
there
will
be
free
food?
Yeah,
we
know
how
to
win
you
over. "
【foodie】

5.
"The
only
thing
better
than
brunch
is
brunch
with
a
potential
partner.
Join
us,
won't
you?"
【bottomless-mimosas】

6.
"Together,
we
can
achieve
great
things.
Or,
you
know,
just
have
a
good
laugh.
Either
works. "
【teamwork】

7.
"If
you're
looking
for
a
good
time,
an
even
better
deal,
and
perhaps
a
new
friend,
let's
chat. "
【bffs】

8.
"We're
like
the
Mary-Kate
and
Ashley
of
business
meetings.
Minus
the
matching
outfits. "
【throwback】

9.
"Come
for
the
pitch,
stay
for
the
witty
banter. "
【conversation-starter】

10.
"We've
got
plenty
of
ideas,
but
we
want
to
hear
yours
too.
Let's
brainstorm
over
some
caffeine,
shall
we?"
【innovation】

11.
"You
seem
like
the
kind
of
person
who
appreciates
a
good
dad
joke.
We'll
provide
the
jokes
and
the
coffee,
you
provide
the
laughs. "
【dad-humor】

1
2.
"We
know
you've
got
options,
but
we
promise
we're
the
cool
kids
on
the
block.
And
we
won't
steal
your
lunch
money. "
【popularity】

1
3.
"We're
like
the
Avengers,
but
instead
of
saving
the
world,
we're
just
trying
to
make
a
buck.
Want
to
join
our
squad?"
【superheroes】

1
4.
"A
wise
man
once
said,
'never
turn
down
free
food. '
Another
wise
man
said,
'never
turn
down
a
chance
to
network. '"
【food-for-thought】

1
5.
"Let's
be
real,
we're
all
just
trying
to
adult
and
figure
out
this
thing
called
life.
Why
not
do
it
together?"
【adulting】

1
6.
"We
may
not
have
a
fancy
office
or
corner
office
views,
but
what
we
lack
in
amenities,
we
make
up
for
in
humor
and
ambition. "
【hustle】

1
7.
"We're
not
just
looking
for
a
business
partner,
we're
looking
for
a
partner
in
crime.
Or
at
least
a
partner
in
networking. "
【partner-in-crime】

1
8.
"If
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
then
consider
us
your
local
Walgreens.
Minus
the
awkward
small
talk
with
the
pharmacist. "
【healing】

1
9.
"Your
calendar
needs
more
than
just
work
meetings
and
dentist
appointments.
Add
us
for
a
dose
of
fun
and
profit. "
【work-life-balance】

20.
"We
promise
to
bring
more
to
the
table
than
just
stale
cookies
and
lukewarm
coffee.
Like,
you
know,
actual
business
prospects. "
【networking-done-right】